Job 2 Do

It is New years eve and I am sitting here giving money to Charlies as much as it begrudges me however things are happening too fast on this island that I will forget by the time I get to the mainland.  We are still in Ko Muk and it has been eventful to say the least.  A quick summary of the uneventful tasks and then the stories.

I ran the previous two options past the other two and explained I had to escape the couple and if they were coming to Ko Tao then I would stay here.  Ben went crazy, he said we never change our plans and we will tell them to leave us alone.  When he says we, he means Olga to the rescue again.  So we sit them both down and explain that we do not want to travel with them.  He explains after the Job 2 do concert he will leave and she is going to Trang and her ma will transfer the money and we will leave her there.  PERFECT!! The three of us which we have renamed shampoo as there is 3 in 1 will go to Ko Tao.  Everyone is happy.

So Mr Scumbag checks out of the campsite
Mrs Scumbag checks out of the campsite and leaves clear instructions that she will go to trang.

Then we getting chatting to a great english couple who live in Bangkok, we talk about the Tsunami and the live in Thailand and mention...we are going to Ko Tao.

"Do not go, it will be horrible.  They are having the monsoon.  Do not go"

So after 30 seconds the shampoo discuss it and we agree to Dive from here...yeah!!
Stay until the 2nd...Yeah
Couple will go...yeah

Happy days. There is only 1 tiney tiney problem....we are fast running out of cash and this island only accepts cash.  We chat to the amazing bangkok english people and they say charlies resort will do a credit transfer.  For three days we have tried to get money out of charlies and still no joy.  The lie about everything, this is why I have banned from giving them any money but they are the ones with the internet....so I failed in my mission.

Anyway the three of us took to an adventure and got some cash.  We went on the village boat and headed to a town I cannot remember.  We got lifts from the locals for free in their tucktucks and enjoyed real pad thai at 110 baht for 3 people.  So our dinner was 2.50 for all.  BONUS.  Also we have cash so we can enjoy paradise until the 2nd.

Now lets go back in time to the events of Ko Tao.  After we decided to stay we headed out for food.  We had a few changs and all but Mr Scumbag were present.  I had previously told him that he had ruined 2 days of my holiday and I no longer would spend time with him.  She is a little to thick to get it so she came.  We wandered past a bar which had Australian banging tunes in it and on auto pilot we went in to dance.  Mrs was having a blast that she told me she would stay one more day for job 2 do and then leave......Give me hope Joanna!!

That night even thought they will divorce, he stayed in her tent.  I am still in luxuary hotel at this point.  He is apparently bevvied up and leaves her tent.  He falls asleep outside nice bangkok couples tent.  At 4am she goes to find him and slaps his face to wake him.  He wakes up and calls her rude names....yes those are the ones.  Mrs Bangkok told Ben the next day, we explained they are scumbags and we are trying to get rid of them.  That night however there should be peace because reggae band Job2do are in town and everyone is heading to the beach.  The couple checked out of the campsite [or so they told the guy who owns it, they actually changed their mind but forgot to tell him].  There tent has been rented to someone else.......yes we can all see what happens now.  Anyways we have told everyone that these people are not our friends and we are not responsible for them.

Cue the concert.  This story will have three themes.........
1. Our couple
2. Thai boys
3. The americians that our couple abused in Ko Kradan

oh and the shampoo of course.

So we turn up at a drunkard and slightly mind altering concert.  Now I find the best thing at these events is to get a chair and watch.

Our couple are back together, they have another hotel because we explained Alex rented their tent.  They are kissing and all over each other.  Now at this point we are still penniless.  I am convinced they made the whole thing up so we would give her cash.  They try to talk but we are short and unwelcoming.

After a few hours the drunk Thai biys start to fight.  It is west street massive and we watch short men running and dragging each other all over the place.  The we spot our american friends.  They are wasted.  I have no idea what on but smashed.

She is sitting on the rocks...............not such a good place to be.  We are talking about how unbalanced she looks, why would you sit on a high rock when you cannot stand......do do do do do [eastenders music].  She falls straigh off the rock onto another one and smashes her face in.  So her very mashed mates take her for a walk to..........the sea???? Are these people isiots.

She is watching the sea and hugging the imaginary big white telephone and then drunk american number two falls out of the concert.

So where do they take her................the rock!!!!!

Lucklily for her she trips before the rock and smahes her nose on the small rock.  Then she is clearly smarter so she takes herself to the sea.  Are these people stupid.

So we watch and laugh and wish we had popcorn. It turns out the american fell asleep on the beach and this morning her face looked smashed.

Then we go home to bed.  At 4am I wake up because I hear a liverpool accent.  They have apparently lied about said hotel and are walking around our campsite.  I shut up my tent and stay silent so they do not know where were are.  I find said idiots asleep on the bar floor this morning and took a photo to laugh at.  I will upload when home.

All in a nights work......I am now washed, dressed and readu to watch the events of NYE.  I am back in my posh mansion away from said scumbags.  When I say posh, I would like you to know that it is 10 pounds a night.

Happy New Year Peops...Love you and miss you xxxxxx

Kisses to my nephews and Etty