Would You Believe it?

Here I was finally asleep on my big rocking sofa in a cafe in Trang. When I say asleep I mean dead to the world. It was heaven......until I here.

"alrite Olga [calm down, calm down]. How's longs use in trang 4? Oh us 2, that's like totally boss like!! Can't believe youre here too like. Where's Gill like.....calm down, calm down. The noise goes through my heart like a drill, I know it's soft lad & his dippy tart.

Now what would you do in this situation? Just lie down, pretend to be asleep & wait for the moment to pass. I can't believe it. What's worse is they got tickets on the over night sleeper & we are on the chuffing bus. How is this fair?

At the moment Olga has abandoned us. I'm asleep on a chair, Ben is passed out on the floor & these amazing Thai people are looking after us. I'm now laughing so hard at the stories from last night. I met a great English Couple & we were talking about our scouse friends. I had to tell them the best story.

Shaun: "Olga! There is a programme in England that you don't watch because you go to work!"

My head: [like normal people]

Olga: "reeeeaaaallly?"

Shaun: "it's called Jeremy Kyle. It's about people who cheat on each other"

My head: [like you claim your wife did 2 days ago]

Olga: "I don't own a Telly" (knew I loved her for a reason)

Shaun: " they make the do lie detector tests & usually beat each other up"

My Head: [like you did to
Joanne on boxing day.....knew it was called boxing day for a reason]. Why have soaps when you can listen to these chavs. Ok off to sleep again. Only 3 hours till we board the bus.